and trauma from complications from repeated pokes.
He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies,
and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Born and bread in Minnesota,Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough
on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was
a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.The funeral was held at 3:50
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.The funeral was held at 3:50
for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile, please rise to the occasion
and take time to pass it on and, share that smile with someone else that
may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.