Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.. The first boy said "My father scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem. and they give him $50"
The second boy says "That's nothing, my father scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and they give him $100"
The third boy says "I've got you both beat. My Father scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes five guys to collect the money".....